Embarassing moments in class

Hmmm....some of my own, some from other instructors, and students. Warning: Some of this may be TMI!
-Lost my top during class. I was student in the front row and the top had a clasp at the back- halter style. Yep. Good thing I don't have much boobie to show off.
-Fell over my own feet in class- of course the instructor had to stop class and make sure I was okay-geesh- I was so embarassed.
-Had breast milk leak during class- as a student.
-Lost a panty liner while on stage -happened to another instructor too- they just don't make them sticky enough!
-My fake hair on my pony tail fell off- on stage.
-Fell off of a stage while teaching (this happened to another friend of mine-more than once- and she actually broke her ankle)
-inadvertently flashing the students-your bra, underwear or lack thereof.
-Had make-up run so I had racoon eyes- didn't realize until after class and I go to the restroom and yikes! see myself in the mirror.
-The new mic pads ran black ink down the sides of my face and once again didn't notice until after class.
-Have had weird sweat marks- just two dark circles around the nipples and a big dark one in the you know where! Once again didn't notice until afterwards.
-boogers:(
-dropping deodorant balls!
And probably the most embarassing - and I will not confirm where these came from or if they are personal experiences...
-farting out loud during a class and peeing of the pants during a very high impact song!
Hope everyone feels better now about their own embarassing moments in class- it all happens to the best of us:)